Bought a box turtle for a buck. Turns out my snake won’t eat it. Don’t really know why I thought it would. Never read my National Geographic— bought it because it looked gruesome. Also why I bought the snake, which I’m beginning to think is broken?
it was still the best dollar I ever spent, that turtle, Signore Scatola, because now I have a friend who makes me look good and makes me look faster and also is snake-proof.